R.I.P. Chiefs Season
Well, I guess someone forgot to remind us that Jamaal Charles bi-annual end-of-season injury was due. Looking to go up 24-3 in the third quarter against the Bears, the Chiefs drove into the red zone,...
View ArticleFanDuel, Week 6: Jamaal Better Listen
Like always, this week entailed some shock, some disappointments, and some anger and confusion. I'd like to reach out to anyone who played Jamaal Charles on Sunday. I was one of them, and it sucks....
View ArticleIn Soviet Indianapolis, Blount Smokes You
Good god, what was that? In what, dare I say, was a pretty good football game for a majority of the time (let's just agree to not include a very morose and slug-paced fourth quarter), the Patriots...
View ArticleThe Benchwarmers, Week 7: Barnidge Burner
Luckily there are no major injuries this week that would kill fantasy football owners. Minor injuries? Sure, but that’s what I’m here for. To tell you who to stash, drop, and even start as well. This...
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Who Are These Guys?, Week 7: Keep Diggs-ing Watson
Last week The Dillon Panthers, my team in the Razzball Writers League, scored 168.64 points, making quick work of Jay's team and elevating me to an astounding 6-0 record. Out of all the RCL's, there...
View ArticleFanDuel: Midseason Breather
Alright guys, let's take a chance to catch our breath. Wow, what a year so far it has been. From 2014, Daily Fantasy Football has grown so much with advertisements, big winnings, and everything in...
View ArticleThe Benchwarmers, Week 11: Starks Raving Mad
Another week of football means another crazy week of Fantasy Football. Former number one pick candidate in drafts, Eddie Lacy, was inactive Sunday after just disappointing everyone who owns him this...
View ArticleThrough the Wire, Week 13: The Larger Johnson Finally Gets a Shot
Greetings! It's been so long since we've been with one another, here on the only fantasy site that truly unites people like only a game of leap frog played by naked men could do. If we're being honest...
View ArticleThe Injury Report, Week 14: Tyler Eifert On The #NiceList
I don't have a lot of injury analysis for you in this one. Just some quick hits and an amazing Tyler Eifert update. Tyler Eifert missed last week's game with a neck injury... Perhaps he was...
View Article2016 Rankings: Running Backs
2016 Rankings: Top-200 | Top-200 (Half PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB | RB (PPR) | WR | WR (PPR) | TE | TE (PPR) | K | DST | Top-50 Rookies Year Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile 2015 57.5% 22 out of...
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Graham Ganope
Granted, there isn't a rich history to draw from in terms of "quality football" on Thursdays, but you have to think that this being an actual Sunday Night production, coupled with the fact that we...
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Handcuff Report, Week 2: Nothing Wrong with Your Abdullah Oblongata
Was it just me, or were running backs pretty disappointing during the first week? It could just be me. My weekend consisted of a bachelor party and watching the games at a bar in New Jersey on Sunday...
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Disgraces and Delights: Eazy-E-Li Leads Giants With Attitude
Greetings! As we speak, I'm rectally inhaling MDMA in order to get through this post without breaking down into hysteria over my rankings from last week. To those of you I've wounded, I give my...
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By the Numbers, Week 2: Mile High Madness
Oh hey, didn't hear you come in. Sorry about the mess, I haven't moved since last Sunday afternoon. I've been here crying in the fetal position and clutching my cold, empty Keenan Allen jersey. I'll...
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Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 2: Mister Anderson…
What a great week of football last Sunday, huh? For me, Sunday turned into a six-hour RedZone session, and truth be told, it was fantastic. A definite 10-out-of-10. I also had a pretty fun time in...
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Handcuff Report, Week 3: Injuries Off the Jerick-ter Scale
Well, that got ugly fast. And I’m not just talking about this week’s Jaguars - Chargers game. That was an entirely different level of ugly. This week is why so many people have been adopting the zero...
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Beyond the Numbers, Week 3: Todd Gurley’s Looking Squirrelly
What’s up Razzballers (or Razzballas if you’re not one for the “Hard R”) and welcome to this week’s edition of Beyond the Numbers! Looks like all of our rosters are getting put the test early on this...
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By the Numbers, Week 2: Easy Breesy
Welcome back to the Week 3 edition of By The Numbers. I'm writing this from one of my favorite cities on the entire world - New Orleans. In fact, I'm in a bit of a haze as I pen this. Maybe it was all...
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Handcuff Report, Week 4: Carry On My Langford Son
If you have been following our weekly Handcuff Reports and reading them carefully (as I am sure you have been), you may have noticed this little gem that I wrote last week: "After pass-catcher Ka’Deem...
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Handcuff Report, Week 5: An Artis-Payne-ful Week to Watch
If you think that headline is bad, the other one I considered was "Seeing the Forsett for the Trees." And if you don't like making a pun out of a phrase that is at least a few centuries old, then I...
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