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Handcuff Report, Week 6: Land of the Freeman
Week 5 saw some dominant performances by running backs we were counting on, with David Johnson, Ezekiel Elliott, DeMarco Murray, Jordan Howard (told you!), and the Devonta Freeman/Tevin Coleman...
View ArticleChargers…Won?
Two things were on my mind entering last night's Thursday Night Football game: First, why are the Chargers wearing a new shade of blue? Second, what soul shattering way would the Chargers lose this...
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Handcuff Report, Week 7: Ware is Jamaal Charles?
Well, we all saw that coming. We all knew the Miami Dolphins were going to smash the Pittsburgh Steelers, and we all knew that they were going to do so by riding Jay Ajayi and his 204 rushing yards...
View ArticleCan We Please Stop Putting the Texans in Primetime?
Would it be too much to ask for if this could end in a 3-3 tie? Those are the things you wonder during weekday football, especially on a weekday after that Seahawks and Cardinals game in which I...
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Handcuff Report, Week 8: I’m Blue, I’m in Need of Ajayi
If you were to define the 2016 fantasy football season in one sentence, I challenge you to do better than this: Jay Ajayi has more rushing yards in the last two weeks than Todd Gurley has all season....
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Beyond the Numbers, Week 8: The Week of the Handcuff
With Halloween just around the corner, I had a couple thoughts run through my brain: I’m about to be dedicating quite a few hours to Pokémon GO with everything giving double candy for the next few...
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Deep Impact, Week 8: I Believe R. Kelley Can Fly
Welcome everybody to this week’s edition of Deep Impact! With a busy week of sports underway (World Series, NBA season opener, Joel Embiid gracing the Sixers court for real), it’s almost easy to...
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Handcuff Report, Week 10: There’s Something About Murray
Welcome back, everyone. I apologize for missing last week, but I had a bunch of running around to do and was never able to settle down and hammer out the Week 9 Handcuff Report. Let’s just assume that...
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Handcuff Report, Week 11: Prosise-ly What You’re Looking For
If you played your cards right, 2016 may have been one of the best seasons ever to roll with a zero RB strategy in your draft. Not only have there been a litany of running back committees utilized...
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Handcuff Report, Week 12: They See Me Rawls-in’, They Hatin’
If you are like me and drafted Thomas Rawls in August but managed to stay patient and hang onto him until now, take a bow. I’ll bow with you. September and October were some dark times, my friends,...
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Handcuff Report, Week 13: All Saints Week
It’s Week 13, which means we are heading into the fantasy playoffs soon. I know that because my readership has dwindled the last two weeks, as many fantasy owners have been eliminated from the...
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Handcuff Report, Week 14: Fantasy Football Playoffs Edition
If you are reading this, congratulations. And I don’t say that just because you are fortunate enough to be reading one of my articles. If you are reading a fantasy football article in Week 14, it is...
View ArticleDeep Impact, Week 14: Don’t Let the Sun Forsett On Your Season
Hello everyone and welcome to this week’s Deep Impact! This is the last week of our series, unfortunately, so best of luck any loyal readers lucky enough to make it into the playoffs. I’ll be here in...
View ArticleRazzblitz Podcast: The Beginning
Hello everyone! I say with great pleasure that we are launching a brand new show on the Razzball Football podcast feed: Razzblitz! Join myself and the always great Matt Bowe as we start off the first...
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2017 Fantasy Football Preview: Running Backs
Welcome to Razzball's Fantasy Football Preview series, where yours truly will guide you, caress you, perhaps even coddle you through your draft preparations and processes. Mmm, processes. And while...
View ArticleBeddict Delights and Yes, Beavers Bite
Before you begin to read this article, I shall require that you execute a move to a quiet and discreet location. If you have an office, close the door and shut the blinds. If thou works in a cubicle, a...
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2017 Fantasy Football AFC West Preview
Hello everybody, and welcome back to the final post in the Razzball Division Preview series. The AFC West packs a lot of mystery and a boatload of fantasy talent and upside in 2017, so let's jump...
View ArticleHandcuff Report, Week 2: Ask How, Ask Now, Ask Kerwynn Williams
Does anyone else get the old Sherwin Williams jingle stuck in their head when they see Kerwynn Williams’s name? No? Just me? Anyway, welcome to the 2017 Handcuff Report. For those who followed this...
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Handcuff Report, Week 3: Here’s Chrissy! (Carson)
Another week of the NFL season is in the books, and we have a few more developments at the running back position to keep an eye on. There are a few injuries hitting the wire this week, and out in...
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There’s No Place Like Home
Week 3 was a crazy, crazy week. Thanks Trump! I kidd. Blake Bortles, Case Keenum, and Eli Manning all threw for at least three touchdowns, with Bortles throwing four! The Jets dominated. It gets...
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