We’ve Reached Peak NFC South

If you didn't notice, or if you didn't read yesterday's post, we are now travelling the December part of our football journey. And it's almost as if a few weeks ago, some misguided couple named their child "Playoff Implications". And let me tell you guys, when this kid grew up, he joined the military. And yesterday, that child reached the rank of "Major". And the concept of that wonderful anecdote I just shared was manifested in the most ridiculous way possible... in the NFC South. Surprise! On a day that saw back-to-back shutouts for the Rams, the Jets still Jets'ing, it was no surprise to see the Saints lose and lose soundly at home to just an awful Carolina Panthers team. The Atlanta Falcons, with an unlikely win tonight (against the Packers at home), can build an insurmountable divisional lead and first place with a 6-7 record. AND they could probably do the same by losing! Heck, Carolina could take the division with a 6-9-1 record if they wanted to. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AT ANY TIME. If only the division wasn't comparable to reading dildo reviews...